March to the Sea

My title references that Tony Little Geico Commercial, not the Rob Schneider line in The Waterboy. I just wanted to give Tony Little some sugar. My use of 'sugar' there was an allusion to the Sports Babe, who used to have a syndicated sports radio show in the Boston area. Most of her conversations went as follows:

Sports Babe: Dallas, come at me. (Sound effect, often 'Hoo-ahh!' from Scent of a Woman).
Redneck in Dallas (thick Southern accent): What up, Babe! Love yur show!
SB: (Repeats Hoo-ahh!). Gimme some sugar Dallas. What's on your mind?
Dallas: How you think Michael Irvin gonna play this week?
SB: Irvin's a coke addict. Little Rock, gimme some love.
Redneck in Little Rock: How's Jeff Gordon gonna do at...

I miss the Sports Babe. She weighed over 400 pounds, no joke. I think she's still alive, but she's dead to me. Big Ups, Sports Babe.

If you found this blog by searching for the Sports Babe, please leave me a comment. I'd like to meet you. Gimme some love. Hoo-ahh!

If you found this blog by searching for Tony Little, please do not comment. That makes me queazy.

You all should watch this show produced by Ashton Kutcher...Babes and Geeks, or whatever it's called...there's this guy Richard on the show who is, bar none, the most riviting reality persona this side of that Boston guy on Average Joe 2 who got dumped by the model in the final episode. Richard is the most nebeshy, wildly uncool Jewish guy I've ever seen on TV...he reminds me of the Harvard Crimson. And he's in the finals, paired up with a model, for 250,000 dollars...I think the finale may have aired today, but if can catch any reruns of this show ('Beauty and the Geek', I just found out, is the name of it), it's really, really good. It's like Average Joe, but Jewed up.

If you found this blog by searching for Ashton Kutcher, please leave me a comment. I'd like to meet you. 'Cause you're probably a 14-year old girl, and I need to diversify my fan base beyond the four of you who currently read this. And by "diversify my fan base," I mean "have sex with 14-year old girls." Don't let that last comment scare you, 14-year old girls, I'm only kidding. If you're unattractive, I won't sleep with you.